shoewawa
There’s so much wrong with this shoe I’m afraid I don’t quite know where to start. So let’s take approach with caution, take a deep breath and examine this monstrosity bit by bit.
So, we’ve got a precariously jutting platform on an eye-watering, stripper-style heel, a clashing leopard-print strap and the real pièce de resistance: a pattern that looks from a distance a bit like guts, but which turns out to be jellybeans, if you can bear to get that close. The shoes apparently have a ‘satin back’, too, but it appears to have been swamped by all the other elements screaming for attention.
£15 (half price) at Boohoo
Those a fugly indeed. Seriously though, I just read another blog in which the platforms were made of elephant dung…no joke. I am not full of sh*t! A link to the site’s in my last tweet, too funny. @tallSh0rtgirl
These are definitely not anything I would be wearing… EVER!