Love dachshunds? Well, Mario Bologna has the perfect shoes to help you prove it! These taupe suede pumps look like a chic pair of pumps, suitable for the office or other semi-formal occasions – until you catch a glimpse of that little cartoon dachshund on the toe! Dogs and dress pumps don’t generally tend to work all that well together, but these will certainly add a touch of humour to your office ensembles, and may just brighten up your working day into the bargain. They’re $372 and available from Forzieri.